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'iPod Challenge' video @ Break.com

Please watch this video: http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=391231

And click on the green arrow that's below it "Vote To Homepage"! If it gets on the homepage, I can get $400!

Why the ads?

Because I'm trying to get money, fuckers.

PayPal Verified!

Finally! My PayPal is verified! I don't know how I did it, but I convinced my mom to let me use one of her bank accounts just to get it verified. With of course the strict rule not to use her bank account.

P.S. I decided to get an iPod Touch instead of a Classic. $400, but fucking worth it.


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Niggers

I did not type this up, but I agree 100% with it, but I am in no way racist. You'll understand once you've finished reading.

I fucking hate niggers.

I didn’t used to be this way. In fact I grew up most of my life defending
them against rednecks and general hate. I was brainwashed by school and parents
that white people are equal to black people and they we are all the same on the
inside. I truly believed this. Then as I started to grow up I started to watch
more news shows and watch more MTV this was back when MTV showed music videos.
But, as I grew I began to realize that everything I had been taught about black
people in America seems to be untrue. Sure, there are a few black people out
there that are very nice people and have nice jobs. They are successful, polite,
and civil like normal people should be. They don’t take offence to everything
you say thinking you are trying to be racist.

However, those people are few are far between. I’m not going to spout
statistics, because you can google them yourself. All niggers are black people,
but not all black people are niggers. Sad thing is 99.999% of black people are
niggers. They steal, rape, murder, molest, peddle and do drugs, swindle, curse
more, make rap music, play dem hoes, sell their bodies, complain about
oppression while they break the law, make bastard niglets, drop out of school,
form gangs, create eyesores called homes, jack cars, and generally cop-out of
everything constructive in their lives.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not down with the KKK, in fact I hate the KKK and
Nazis skinheads. Those groups are just white niggers. I’m sick and tired of
nigger’s jungle music coming into my kid’s lives talking about killing, raping,
doing drugs, and all other shit like being a gansta is the coolest thing to
be.

WHY THE FUCK DOES YOU NIGGERS HAVE TO BE THIS WAY? DON’T SAY IT’S BECAUSE
OF SLAVERY BECAUSE THAT ENDED WELL BEFORE YOUR LIFE TIME AND YOUR PARENTS LIFE
TIMES.

Tila Tequila

Now has her own show. Wow. I honestly can't believe this. When I saw it on MTV, I was truely and geniuinly surprised.

Before MySpace, barely anybody knew who this whore was. Oh sure, she was somewhat "known" (I wont even say popular), for modeling and such, but that's pretty much it. This bitch used MySpace to her advantage, and went from being known, to being FAMOUS. Instant-Celeb.

How can this be?! I mean, I know people have become famous from the internet. It ranges from anywhere to just being widely known on the internet and not talked about IRL, to being talked about IRL, to actually having IRL interviews on shows and stuff. But Tila Tequila having her own show on one of the most famous networks in the world?! Ridiculous. She's not even that attractive!

So what is her show about? Oh it's just another one of those shows where a person wants to find "love" (bullshit), but with a TWIST! It turns out Ms. MySpace Whore is BISEXUAL! So there are both women AND men competing for her! Completely ridiculous.

Not only do I HIGHLY... no... VERY HIGHLY, doubt that she really is bisexual, and this is more of a plot twist that she's being forced to do just for the show, but if you've seen the show, it's stupid, boring, and annoying. Oh god. Annoying. The lesbians honestly have to be the WORST part of the show other than Tila herself.

The lesbians act all cocky (no pun intended) and high and mighty like they're all that and a bag of chips. Not really! Actually most of the lesbians on the show are anywhere from ugly, to "just cute". And maybe 1 or 2 "hot" chicks.

But the thing that go tto me the most about these insufferable dykes, is that they were dissing on the men about how "moronic" they were acting. And one even went so far as to say "this is why I'm a lesbian". WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS?! I nearly puked on the bed when I heard that. I wanted to just instaly teleport in front of the bitch and deliver the hardest punch that has ever been felt and/or seen. I wanted to absolutely destroy her fucking face just for saying something as ignorant as that.

The dykes act like they're so smart and like they'll stick together and win Tila Tequila's heart and blah blah blah blah. If you heard the shit they say, it is some of the stupid most ignorant shit you'll probably ever hear. If you hear the things that the guys say, hey, it's just typical guy talk, nothing out of the oridinary, nothing nobody has heard. But the lesbians FREAK the fuck out when a guy just GLANCES at them. I almost DIED watching this show from the extreme anger that was building up inside of me.

In short: Tila Tequila is an ugly, fake bisexual, MySpace whore - Men will always be men, and that's perfectly fine - Lesbians have got to be some of the WORST human beings on this planet since they say the most ignorant things you'll ever hear in your life.

I HAD a lot more to rant about, but it's been awhile since I saw the show and I can't remember everything I wanted to rant about now, but there was a lot more.

CMT (Country Music Television)

Sucks. Oh yes. And so do all the rednecks on it and that listen to it. Country music sucks in general.

So I recently saw a "music" video on CMT, not because I wanted to, but because it was just what my uncle put on the T.V. because there were whores shaking their asses.

I've been noticing a trend in country music, and it's been increasing a lot. A very... hypocritical trend... Where rednecks used to make fun of blacks for their music and lyrics about whores, asses, tits, pussy, sex, how huge their cock is, drugs, all that shit, now country music stars are making the same kind of music! No no, not rap/hip-hop. The lyrics! Now THEY "sing" about all that shit. Way to go, fucking rednecks. Fuck you hypocrites.

But enough dissing on solely the rednecks and the music makers. Now to diss on CMT. Fuck you. Mostly you out of everybody else. I can't believe you who stand by your "countryness" so much, would put that shit on there. That's not country. Country is when you sing about homosexuality and how much of a pussy you are. Yes, like emo, just a different kind of bad sounding music.

Fuck country music. Fuck CMT. Fuck hypocritical rednecks.

Oh and one more thing, I've had a lot of friends who claim to be "hardcore rednecks", who claim to "hate niggers" and all that bullshit, but when you see them at dances, you see them dancing to rap/hip-hop and shaking their asses and getting dirty.

Fucking hypocrites.

Dreams

Lately I've been having weird dreams. Well, not really weird, but just not ordinary. But I guess you could call it normal for dreams...

Anyway, I've been having dreams that I have telekinesis/psychokinesis (moving objects with your mind). I mean, it's not just one time, I've had these "telekinesis dreams" multiple times throughout my life.

Do they mean anything? Or am I just dreaming that I could do something that I wish I could do in real life? Or could it be that I'm really addicted to Heroes?

I don't know. I HOPE it means that sometime in the future that I can develope some form of this amazing power. Or atleast hopefully the human race.

On a side note: I believe that the U.S. government is creating "Super Soldiers".

My bad luck with girls

Why? Why do I have such bad luck with girls? What kind of bullshit is this? I mean, come on. I'm not ugly. At the least I'm a bit attractive. I'm tall. I'm funny. I've sort of got a job, which means I have a bit of money. I can sorta drive (still learning) but have no car but that's what buses are for :D. I'm nice, I care, I'm not abusive, I actually try to keep my gf's as happy as possible. So what the fuck? How do I have no luck? I just don't get it. And I probably never will. I probably wont have another gf for years. That's how bad it is, and how pathetic I am. I feel like shit. Should I just quit? This is like, so pathetic. I practically have no game at all. Is it because I'm goofy and silly? Sigh. I'll never know. This sucks. It's like I have the feeling to want to be with somebody and hug them and stuff, and have them hug me back but not want to let go kinda way, but I don't get that feeling and it's a nice feeling. I'm not looking for girls to feel bad for me, I'm just posting my thoughts and the fucking bullshit that this is. But still, even as things look bad, I don't stop trying. :P I'll always keep trying. Always. I wont give up.

I want my fucking money

If I don't get my $120 by Saturday, I'm going to be incredibly pissed.  I need to start saving money again since I spent everything I had on my cousin and our friends.  But whatever, I'm going to stop spending so much fucking money and just keep fucking saving until I have that fucking iPod.

Not only that, I'm helping my uncle sell antique, rococo style candelabras.  If it gets sold for $500 or more, I get $200.  That'll help me so much!

Fuck yeah.

Web-Browsers

I don't care what everybody else says, 'Safari' (by Apple) is THE fastest web-browser there is.

Let me break it down for you.

If you want speed, go with Safari.

If you want customization, go with FireFox.

If you want compatibility, go with Internet Explorer.

Other good web-browsers: Opera, Avant

Fuck FireFox.  I don't need all that useless fancy shit on a web-browser.  I like my stuff to be sleek and sexy and out of the way.  FireFox is in-your-face and bulky with all that gay add-on shit that makes FF so popular.

The only thing that I'd really use Internet Explorer for, is how it's compatible with every website on the internet + websites content (activex controls, etc) and because it's actually still faster than FireFox.

Yes.  I said it.  IE is faster than FF.  Fuck you FF fags.  I've used IE, FF, Opera, and Safari.  In terms of speed: Safari > Opera > Internet Explorer > FireFox

FireFox is a slow piece of fat where as Internet Explorer is a man in average shape still able to kick it's ass.

Basically:  Get Safari you fuckers.  It's fast as fuck.  The only thing it needs is everything IE is able to do.  Then it'd be fast as fuck and compatible with everything on the net.

Lineage 2

One of the worst games ever created.

Anybody who disagrees is an immense faggot and a failure at life.

Week of fun-ness

I've been hanging out with my cousin who I have not seen in a very long time, and our friends also. It's been a week of extreme fun and I loved it! I know I haven't made a post in a long time but whatever. I'm posting now because I'm actually online for once and not with my cousin fooling around. I can't wait for Prison Break, Heroes and Journeyman tonight.

I'm pretty pissed that I missed Avatar: The Last Airbender on Friday though. I need to find it online somewhere or else I'll go crazy.

Windows Vista Ultimate 32-bit

So... Who wants to send me a DVD with Windows Vista Ultimate 32-bit? Legit. Legit as in, I don't care if it's not a real Microsoft manufactured DVD, I just want the OS to work 100% with no problems and no popups asking me to validate this copy of Windows.

I want one. Let me know if you're willing to give me one.

My Story

I've already started writing the "book/movie". I like to call it "story", insead of book or movie. Like I said before; I'm not a book writer, or a movie script writer. I just come up with the story and what happens throughout the story, and I rather have professional writers write it down to make it sound good.

But we'll see how this goes...

I'm going to (try to) write a book

Yes. You read correctly. A book. Why? Because I have a better chance of getting a book turned into a movie than actually trying to talk to a rich old man to convince him that my story (idea) would be good.

I mean, I've practically got the story all thought out. Well not all, but I'm still thinking. Anyway, I'm just thinking that this story is great. Dramatic. Violent. Fun.

Then problem is, I'm just not a good (book) story writer. I'm more of an idea person. Like telling a person what to do, put what where, how to do it. I'm not that great with words. My vocabulary isn't enourmous like most book writers. Like, if I had the money, I'd hire a real book writer to write it out professionally for me, while I tell him/her my vision (a.k.a. What happens - That happens there - etc). If I can do that, then this would be one hell of a book, and an even better movie since my original vision is for a movie, and not a book.

You know how people say "The book is always better than the movie"? Well not in this case. Since I envisioned it being a movie first, I already have certain scenes thought out. I even have how the movie begins, thought out perfectly. Flawless! But you see, there's my problem. Actually getting it turned into a movie without even having a script to show somebody.

I need to do a bit more research and see what I can do, and hopefully (even though it'll be very unlikely) find a real book writer to write it out (professionally) for me. I'm even willing to let them add to the story themselves in the sake of making it better.

On a side note: I've been digging through the settings of this blog, and opened comments up for anybody/everybody (unregistered users can comment now I believe) and fixed the timezone.

"Best" Movies of The Year

Okay. That's it. I'm sick of all these movie commercials EVERY year saying that "Critics rave that 'Insert Movie Name Here' is the best movie of the year'.

Okay. No. Shut the fuck up. I just saw a commercial for the movie 'Michael Clayton'. Once again, "Best movie of the year". WHAT THE FUCK? The fucking movie isn't out to the public yet, and you're going to call it the best movie of the year just because maybe half (or less) of an audience made up of 30 to 50 people liked it? Go fuck yourselves.

I'll tell you 2 movies I saw this year that ARE one of the best movies of 2007.

300
The Brave One

Atleast with 'The Brave One', they didn't call it anything until it was out for about a few days. I saw it on the day of release, and it truely is one of the best movies of the year.

Stop calling a movie "the best movie of the year". Call it "one of the best".

I know people say to "never judge a book by it's cover" but come on, who doesn't fucking do that? Even the ignorants who say that do the very thing they speak against.

'Michael Clayton' looks like one of the most BORING movies of the year. I watched a long-ass preview in the theaters when I went to see 'The Brave One', and I nearly fell asleep.

R.I.P. BlackRaven

BlackRaven was a member of LegacyGamers International Gaming Community ( www.legacygamers.net ) - A player of our GunZ private server - And a good friend.

Even though he had cancer, he was always smiling, always happy, always playing, always joking. I just found out that on the 29th of September, he passed away.

R.I.P.

The last thing we talked about was how much time he had left, and what he wanted me to do when he passed away. Well here is the link to what he requested me to do: http://www.legacygamers.net/events/23861-special-event-dedicated-blackraven.html

You will be missed, BlackRaven.

Sidekick + T-Mobile

Equals fucking fail. The Sidekick is cool. Very cool. Utterly overrated, but cool. And what does T-Mobile do? They take advantage of this hype by offering over-priced shit-tastic plans.

I will agree that they aren't THE worst plans, but they still suck. I mean, if you get the cheapest (GOOD(my favs)) plan ($40) then add the stuff in it that makes what the Sidekick is (internet, IM), that's another $30. That comes out to $70/month + tax.

Wtf?

I pay $70/month now for unlimited anytime, local + long distance calling and unlimited texting! (MetroPCS).

Hello Metro, wake the fuck up and try to give us a Sidekick-like phone that would dominate the competition! And not that shitty ass Kyocera Strobe either. That shit fucking sucks and is a bad excuse for a Sidekick competitor. It's fucking tiny, it doesn't have the sexy appeal of a Sidekick, and what the fuck is with the way it flips. That's not cool at all.

T-Mobile, go fuck yourselves with your shitty plan. The only thing that it's ideal for is students who are in school during most of the daytime hours. You mix the hype and popularity of the Sidekick with the conformity of teens, with a ridiculously shitty plan, you get lots of money (of course). Good thinking T-Mobile!

Metro, do you know how good your plan is? I am willing to pay up to 10 or 20 more dollars per-month on top of your highest plan for Miami ($50 which comes out to $60 after tax bullshit) just to be able to use a Sidekick or something VERY VERY close to it (not fucking Kyocera Strobe, fuckers) with your unlimited everything plan.

Try to get that shit going Metro, and you'll see how many people will switch if you get something that's basically as close as you can get to copying the Sidekick without being sued.

My day has instantly been made better

A... An aquaintance, but hopefully a friend, has sent me a $70 donation. A donation. As in not wanting anything in return.

That completely turned my day around. I feel so happy.

At first I was freaking out because I couldn't accept this (literally), because my PayPal is unverified, but then he told me about Credit Unions and such and how much better they are than actual bank accounts.

I looked into how to get a credit union account, sitting here, freaking out, hoping that atleast 1 of my family members had a credit union account. And what do ya know, MY MOM DOES!

So all I need to do is send her $20 in a cashiers check and she'll open up an account for me.

So soon I'm going to have an account that I can hook up to my PayPal so I can finally use it to it's full potential, AND a bank account so I can do direct deposit when I get paychecks for any future jobs I'll have.

Happy day, happy day. And hopefully many more to come!

Thank you Kyle!

2 ideas for Hannah Montana episodes

Well I have ideas for 2 episodes of Hannah Montana. And they're perfect! I mean, I'm not going to write the script or anything, I'd let the writers do all of that of course. But I'll just be given them something to work off of!

And they're great ideas too, because everybody knows how Disney Channel loves to have some sort of life lesson at the end of some of their episodes with nearly all their shows. Which is exactly what my ideas have!

They have entertainment, comedy, and lessons! How could you not love it?!

I've actually tried Googling Disney Channel episode ideas, and on the very first page was a link to a forum that already had ideas for Hannah Montana episodes.

But there was this one guy who never even watched the first episode and not only that, clearly doesn't watch Disney Channel that much, because he write plots that involved incest and drugs. WHAT A JOKE.

Unlike that clown, I'm actually serious about this and I'm always coming up with great ideas. I'm willing to give the first one for free and see if they like it enough to do it, then we go from there.

So does anybody know how I can get ahold of Disney Channel or the director/producer/script writers of Hannah Montana?

Becoming co-owner of an airsoft business

My friend Shane and I are talking a lot about starting up an airsoft business. And not just playing around and dreaming, we're being serious about this. He's already put in motion and started making deals and stuff for it.

So now I've got to really get a job and start saving up money for not only that, and the iPod (which I could get fast hopefully). I need money so I'm able to buy "stocks/shares" or something.

Then eventually this will lead me to move up with my friend and we'll split rent and I'll have to get a job up there.

If all of this works out, then it will be a big pay-off in the future, since the locatiion we'll be in, is practically a HUGE playground for airsoft.

I don't know shit about airsoft.

$70 fucking dollars

I just lost $70 today. Seventy-fucking-dollars. After being promised I'd be paid back, I was lied too. $70 is HUGE for me since I don't have an actual job. And the "job" that I have now, I BARELY make ANY money at all.

I feel like dying.

Moral of the post: Get a fucking job and never feel as bad as I'm feeling right now.

I fucking hate life right now.

Publix

I just came back from Publix. What did I do there? I applied for a job.

What is Publix I bet a LOT of you are wondering. Publix is one of the most popular grocery stores in North America.

Why did I apply there? Because I need a fucking job! I honestly don't want to work at Publix at all. If I were to get a job there, it'd have to be stocking and nothing else. I'm not good at math so grabbing the right amount of change in less than 5 seconds could be hard for me. And I'm not a good bagger either since my mom is always having to correct me.

But I rather have the easy job, one that a lot of people might not like. Stocking. I like stocking. I like putting that shit where it goes and making it look nice and presentable.

But the point is, I just don't want to work at Publix! I rather work in a cooler store that's in a much cooler location. Like a clothes store or something like that. The problem is a LOT of the places I go to (or anybody for that matter), you have to be atleast 18 years old to work there. I mean, what kind of fucking bullshit is that?! EIGHT-TEEN. There's millions of kids in the U.S. that are as young as 14 and are being forced to get a job because they HAVE to, so they can live. I'm 17, turning 18 in March, but I mean, COME THE FUCK ON. I think every store's age requirement should be lowered to 16. If not, ATLEAST 17. Fuckers.

Point is, I'm actually hoping not to get this job because I'm 60% sure I'll be either put as a bag-boy or a cashier. Then I'll just be insanely pissed and hate my job. Oh, I don't mind being a cashier at a clothes store. No. It's because in a clothes store, you don't have a flock of hundreds of people per-day giving you dirty looks and wishing you'd go faster, which is what you'd get in Publix.

I still need and want money though, so if they do call me, I'd have to talk about them putting me as a stocker and nothing else, otherwise I'd fucking hate it there.

Fuck you age requirements.

Fuck Dance Movies

I'm so sick and tired of all the shitty dance movies coming out, and I just saw today a commercial for yet ANOTHER one. Have you heard about 'Feel The Noise'? Well it's another shitty dance movie produced by none other than one of the WORST actresses in the business. Jennifer Lopez, or as she likes to call herself, "J'Lo". She's a shit actress, what could POSSIBLY make this movie unique, interesting, and better than the other dance movies? NOTHING.

Dear Hollywood,
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT ANYMORE, IT'S BORING.
Stop fucking funding the idiots who pitch their idea for yet ANOTHER shit dance movie. Nobody wants to watch bitchy latin whores shake their ass for two hours. No one wants to watch a black man shake HIS ass for two hours.
We're sick and tired of the predictable storyline: 2 black friends join their black or latin whore friend to shake their asses in a dance competition for money so they can get their family out of debt, or they have a debt to pay off to a drug dealer because somebody they know and/or are related to fucked up and got his face busted up for not paying up.
Both black friends begin to like the whore.
First black friend makes the first move, second black friend gets jealous, first black friend gets hurt or killed, second black friend takes his place and makes the dance competition better than it would have been without their injured or dead friend, wins the money, hooks up with the whore, and the movie ends.

FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD. Stop this stupid ass shit already. So fucking BORING AND PREDICTABLE.

If you want a movie that might captivate the blacks or wiggers of America, why not create one where a black guys brother gets killed and he sets out for revenge trying to find the man who killed his brother, killing anybody who gets in his way. Somewhere in there, give him some fucking ninja powers or SOMETHING to make it more interesting.

THERE HOLLLYWOOD, A FREE MOVIE IDEA! TAKE IT, TAKE IT. I GAURANTEE THIS WILL BE A HIT WITH THE NERDS AND BLACKS/WIGGERS!

Point is: Stop creating shitty dance movies. They do badly in the box office, nobody LIKES to watch dramatic dancing for 2 hours, and they're just generally a bad genre of movies.