I'm so sick and tired of all the shitty dance movies coming out, and I just saw today a commercial for yet ANOTHER one. Have you heard about 'Feel The Noise'? Well it's another shitty dance movie produced by none other than one of the WORST actresses in the business. Jennifer Lopez, or as she likes to call herself, "J'Lo". She's a shit actress, what could POSSIBLY make this movie unique, interesting, and better than the other dance movies? NOTHING.
Dear Hollywood,
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT SHIT ANYMORE, IT'S BORING.
Stop fucking funding the idiots who pitch their idea for yet ANOTHER shit dance movie. Nobody wants to watch bitchy latin whores shake their ass for two hours. No one wants to watch a black man shake HIS ass for two hours.
We're sick and tired of the predictable storyline: 2 black friends join their black or latin whore friend to shake their asses in a dance competition for money so they can get their family out of debt, or they have a debt to pay off to a drug dealer because somebody they know and/or are related to fucked up and got his face busted up for not paying up.
Both black friends begin to like the whore.
First black friend makes the first move, second black friend gets jealous, first black friend gets hurt or killed, second black friend takes his place and makes the dance competition better than it would have been without their injured or dead friend, wins the money, hooks up with the whore, and the movie ends.
FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD. Stop this stupid ass shit already. So fucking BORING AND PREDICTABLE.
If you want a movie that might captivate the blacks or wiggers of America, why not create one where a black guys brother gets killed and he sets out for revenge trying to find the man who killed his brother, killing anybody who gets in his way. Somewhere in there, give him some fucking ninja powers or SOMETHING to make it more interesting.
THERE HOLLLYWOOD, A FREE MOVIE IDEA! TAKE IT, TAKE IT. I GAURANTEE THIS WILL BE A HIT WITH THE NERDS AND BLACKS/WIGGERS!
Point is: Stop creating shitty dance movies. They do badly in the box office, nobody LIKES to watch dramatic dancing for 2 hours, and they're just generally a bad genre of movies.
About Me
- Erik
- I like to watch people. I've watched and interacted with a lot of people over the years, and because of this, I can read people like a book. Not always though, everybody makes mistakes. I like to have nice things. I like games, movies, TV. Lately I've been coming up with ideas for movies, games and TV shows and episodes for already existing shows. I want to be an actor one day, whether it be on TV or the big screen. My dream is to be an actor for either Disney Channel, or Nickelodeon. I cuss a lot on the internet and when I'm with friends in real life, but I can also control myself and I know when NOT to cuss. Why do I cuss? Because I usually use "bad" words as emphasis to something I'm talking about.
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