Thursday, October 4, 2007

Publix


I just came back from Publix. What did I do there? I applied for a job.


What is Publix I bet a LOT of you are wondering. Publix is one of the most popular grocery stores in North America.


Why did I apply there? Because I need a fucking job! I honestly don't want to work at Publix at all. If I were to get a job there, it'd have to be stocking and nothing else. I'm not good at math so grabbing the right amount of change in less than 5 seconds could be hard for me. And I'm not a good bagger either since my mom is always having to correct me.


But I rather have the easy job, one that a lot of people might not like. Stocking. I like stocking. I like putting that shit where it goes and making it look nice and presentable.


But the point is, I just don't want to work at Publix! I rather work in a cooler store that's in a much cooler location. Like a clothes store or something like that. The problem is a LOT of the places I go to (or anybody for that matter), you have to be atleast 18 years old to work there. I mean, what kind of fucking bullshit is that?! EIGHT-TEEN. There's millions of kids in the U.S. that are as young as 14 and are being forced to get a job because they HAVE to, so they can live. I'm 17, turning 18 in March, but I mean, COME THE FUCK ON. I think every store's age requirement should be lowered to 16. If not, ATLEAST 17. Fuckers.


Point is, I'm actually hoping not to get this job because I'm 60% sure I'll be either put as a bag-boy or a cashier. Then I'll just be insanely pissed and hate my job. Oh, I don't mind being a cashier at a clothes store. No. It's because in a clothes store, you don't have a flock of hundreds of people per-day giving you dirty looks and wishing you'd go faster, which is what you'd get in Publix.


I still need and want money though, so if they do call me, I'd have to talk about them putting me as a stocker and nothing else, otherwise I'd fucking hate it there.


Fuck you age requirements.

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