Friday, October 5, 2007

Sidekick + T-Mobile

Equals fucking fail. The Sidekick is cool. Very cool. Utterly overrated, but cool. And what does T-Mobile do? They take advantage of this hype by offering over-priced shit-tastic plans.

I will agree that they aren't THE worst plans, but they still suck. I mean, if you get the cheapest (GOOD(my favs)) plan ($40) then add the stuff in it that makes what the Sidekick is (internet, IM), that's another $30. That comes out to $70/month + tax.

Wtf?

I pay $70/month now for unlimited anytime, local + long distance calling and unlimited texting! (MetroPCS).

Hello Metro, wake the fuck up and try to give us a Sidekick-like phone that would dominate the competition! And not that shitty ass Kyocera Strobe either. That shit fucking sucks and is a bad excuse for a Sidekick competitor. It's fucking tiny, it doesn't have the sexy appeal of a Sidekick, and what the fuck is with the way it flips. That's not cool at all.

T-Mobile, go fuck yourselves with your shitty plan. The only thing that it's ideal for is students who are in school during most of the daytime hours. You mix the hype and popularity of the Sidekick with the conformity of teens, with a ridiculously shitty plan, you get lots of money (of course). Good thinking T-Mobile!

Metro, do you know how good your plan is? I am willing to pay up to 10 or 20 more dollars per-month on top of your highest plan for Miami ($50 which comes out to $60 after tax bullshit) just to be able to use a Sidekick or something VERY VERY close to it (not fucking Kyocera Strobe, fuckers) with your unlimited everything plan.

Try to get that shit going Metro, and you'll see how many people will switch if you get something that's basically as close as you can get to copying the Sidekick without being sued.

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